[previously] During the makeover,
you have to interview them. Ok, mitophagy and autophagy. I was studying a rare children disease. I have flunked science,
but you have flunked gay. I’m preparing the eyelashes. Uh, fake lashes? Yes. [she laughs] It’s a faggots world. We confirm it. She is Cinta Lynn Perversión. We’re introducing Chantal Zheimer. Estrella and Arianne. Aaah! Science Queers… Academy! [applause] My fellow science queers, welcome to the graduation. Today we’re speaking for the last time
with the students and their final marks will be revealed. Do you think they will all graduate? Well, Vicente, Putella, What’s up?
How did you like the academy? [they laugh] What does that mean? More than anything, it’s been fun. Indeed. To be honest, I had low expectations
about what would happen and I was surprised
by a group of people who put all their heart in it,
lots of effort, lots of work. I didn’t have great expectations,
just like Putella, who didn’t expect much from us, but I appreciate the honesty
of acknowledging our work. At different levels, right? You say “this was great,
this was meh meh”, but the amount of effort
has been quite even. I actually invited drag queens with whom I had worked very little
or not at all to make an experiment and I was very surprised as you say because I knew they were committed but the level we’ve seen has been… I cried in almost every episode. They weren’t that bad,
not to make you cry. [they laugh] How did you like so close a contact
with the world of drag? Well, I…
– So close. [they laugh] Very close. I had had very little contact before. I mean, some series or RuPaul’s show
very randomly, but from a distance. And now it’s been brought to me, it’s been taken to my field,
science, and they’ve gone fully into it. It’s been fun, I loved it. Congratulations, for real. Good job. Let’s do one last thing
before they graduate. We’re going to vote… Whom? For whomever you want. Ah! To vote. No, not ‘botar’.
[‘kick out’ in Latino Spanish] Not Latino ‘botar’. [they laugh] We’re going to vote for the
drag queen or drag king whom we think deserves a positive
in their final mark. Do you have your vote ready? Yes. Here it is. In this box. And see what happens. Thank you. Ferrero Rocher realness. And discrete. Crsh, Crsh, crsh. My boobs are higher
than my expectations. They all were sequins
and I’m more basic than a wall. Nothing on me shines. My personality. No, not even. [she laughs] Science Queers… Academy! Dear students of the academy, graduation day has come. Uuhuhuh! [applause] What student of the acamedy
suprised you? For good or bad. Putella. [they laugh] They are so nice
I don’t know what to do. [he laughs] Let’s see, one by one. I’d say Rita. Rita. Yes, Rita. I thought she was gonig to be better,
but in the end [they laugh] she was freestyling. [they laugh] At first I disliked Rita. Really? Yes, she made herself comfortable
with the beer, straight from AA,
we’re working here. Cut. [they laugh] But when we started working
on viruses and bacteria I realised “ah, no no. She has the makings of a drag queen”. And now I’m a big fan of Rita. In fact, I’ll be wearing her
merchandising T-shirts. I’ll be making them, actually.
[they laugh] I mean, Rita forever. She’s the new Almodóvar girl. [they laugh] I also believe she should quit being a scientist and become
a fortune teller. Absolutely. Because she’ll guess any horoscope. She’s got magic.
This girl’s got magic. This is very non-scientific
and I might change some marks. Well, next season… PseudoScience Queers!
– Magic Queers! Contradictions exist. Which of the assignments of the course
are you most proud of? Viruses and bacteria. [they laugh] Well, and the water too. I loved the water. I believe we did a good job,
I’m sorry. Me too. It was good. We had great fun too. I had never rapped in my life, so… And you did great. Ya tú sabes. Very well. I am super happy with viruses and bacteria. [they laugh] You are artists. I didn’t know. They took me, got me into that, they did everything. [unintelligible cry] Thanks, please, to the Virgin of Carmen. Thank you, my dear girls, I mean it. [unintelligible cry, they laugh, applause] This is very hard. This? [they laugh] You cheeky ho! Do you know when you said
“this is very hard”? Yes. When? You don’t know. Then don’t say you do. [they laugh] Ah, well, no. Why? You said “this is very hard”
when I asked “Do you think you’re going
to pass the course?”. True that. And you said “this is very hard”.
– True that. Now I ask you, do you think
you’re going to pass the course? Of course! [they laugh and applaud] Today, here and now,
sitting on this sofa I say yes. Yes. [they laugh] Then, next question. The opposite. If you had to take the course again, Which task would you do differently? Lipsyncing. Yes. [they laugh] The duet. The exam. Saphira, why the duet? Well, because… But we won. I know, but [they laugh] we won
because it was so weird they could not ignore us. But no, I’d take it more seriously. We’d try, well, I’d try to do
something more musical. – Yes. I’m happy with what I’ve done. [they laugh] Of course. Comprehensible. It’s true. It’s her job.
– Indeed. “It’s her job”, she says.
[they laugh] It’s her job! And the last question.
– Uy, uy. What did you take from the academy? Zero euros. Water, water, water makes you thinner. I took a wig from Arianne.
She doesn’t know it. I’m taking it. [they laugh] Is this your hair? [they laugh] Please, stop! She’s spent the whole academy
asking if that’s my hair. It’s not my hair. It’s not my hair, stupid. It’s not my, ah! [they laugh] That was scary. [they laugh] It’s the first time I work
with other drag queens and it’s really been
a super super cool experience. You are super super cool. I am super happy. I didn’t expect at all this
to turn out so well. Ah, she’s gonna cry for real.
Wait for it. I, yes, yes, I was crying so hard in tears of laughter,
I was living. So congratulations, girls,
you did very well. But how well? Ah! – Uuuh! Plot twist! [they laugh] Geez, I’ll end up deaf. [they laugh] Each shouting on one side. [they laugh] It is the moment to get your certificates. Cha cha chan…
– Certificates! Musical bridge. Students, the moment of truth
has come. Here are your certificates. Ah! They are divided in two groups. Because, while you’ve all
delivered amazingly, there are levels. I need some people to stay with me. Saphira, Inma and Bigotex. The rest can step aside. Time to get drunk. Time to get drunk… Well, in the middle as usual. But that’s what I like. [applause] Saphira, I give you the certificate of completion
of Science Queers Academy. Congratulations. Huh! Saphira’s face. Oh my LOLz. Lighten up. Such a disgusted face with the
certificate of completion. Inma, I give you the certificate of completion
of Science Queers Academy. Congratulations. [applause] By the way, I don’t know if completion
is a word. I still don’t know. Bigotex, I give you And do you think you’ll pass the course? [they laugh] Yes. [they laugh] Point-blank. Yes. the certificate of attendance [they laugh and applaud] of Science Queers Academy. I’m dying with Bigotex’s
certificate of attendance. It’s just… It’s just so true. [applause] Thank you, girls. I’m a winner in my mind
with what I did. And I feel very proud. Thanks. Bigotex forever. Dear students, You’re the nerdiest girls in the academy. Before voting, your marks were all 9. What? Did we draw? So it’s the votes of the teachers
and the students that awarded one of you first class honours. Ay, que loqui. I make you happy. You’re going crazy. Estrella Xtravaganza. Me. I give you the certificate of completion
of Science Queers Academy. [applause] We’ve found out we voted for each other. Ah, so nice.
– Right? Beautiful. But one got more votes. Oh my god.
– Rita, for sure. Arianne Coral. I give you first class honours. Aaaah! [applause] I will say it again, I’m not stupid. I have won! That’s it. I mean… I can’t believe it. It’s the first time
I win something in drag! Well, Arianne nailed everything.
It was clear from the beginning. And, of course, Rita Lynn,
you did great. I give you the certificate of completion
of Science Queers Academy. Thanks. – Ole! [applause] Honey are we ¿? for you. Tell’em, Rita. Thanks. Thank you. So this was the academy
of Science Queers. Thank you, teachers. Thank you, students. We hope to see you next course. Bye. [applause] Done? Done. – Yes, done. Can I, really? Aaah! Science Queers… Academy! I love these people I’ve met. And I wish the academy had lasted longer because all of them are lovely. Even Saphira. Was it wonderful to work in this project. It was an experience
I had never had in my life. Obviously. Personally, it was very beautiful
to be part as a guinea pig
in Science Queers Academy. Lana, thank you. What an unforgetable experience. Call me for the next one, ok? Well, see you at the resit. [Subtitled by Lana Vuli]